The Adriattic http://theadriattic.com I'm not sure you want to go up there... Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:57:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 en Kermit Covers NIN’s Hurt http://theadriattic.com/video/kermit-covers-nins-hurt.html http://theadriattic.com/video/kermit-covers-nins-hurt.html#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:57:14 +0000 neuralstate http://theadriattic.com/?p=244

]]> http://theadriattic.com/video/kermit-covers-nins-hurt.html/feed No Thanks I’ll Stand http://theadriattic.com/general/no-thanks-ill-stand.html http://theadriattic.com/general/no-thanks-ill-stand.html#comments Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:55:44 +0000 neuralstate http://theadriattic.com/?p=240 IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas. It is this that exploded.

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May the tides of good fortune swell in your favor. Now save us from ourselves.

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The Smoking Gun’s Mug Shots of 2008

There are some choice ones. Here are some of my favs…

He needs to tattoo a question mark in there.

They are both disappointments to their tattoos

Is that a bowtie on his neck?

Silversurfer Yes’d too hard and killed someone. You must respect the power of the Yes.

YES WE CAN

…have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.

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]]> http://theadriattic.com/general/tis-the-season.html/feed Dying For Your Art… http://theadriattic.com/general/dying-for-your-art.html http://theadriattic.com/general/dying-for-your-art.html#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:26:53 +0000 neuralstate http://theadriattic.com/?p=222 An actor slit his throat on stage when the prop knife for his suicide scene turned out to be a real one…

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