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Man Convinced He Bore ‘Mark Of The Beast’ Cuts Off And Microwaves Own Hand
A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities in Hayden, Idaho said.
The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai [...]

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A team of American scientists are developing the “StupidFilter” – an open-source filter software that will be able to detect “rampant stupidity” of web-content in written English. Similarly to the way spam recognizing software detects suspicious e-mails, the “StupidFilter” will look for pre-fed words or sign combinations that characterize stupidity, assigning particular tokens with different [...]