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CIA World Fact Book Account Balance Ranking By Country

While I normally don’t like Randy Newman, this particular song is an exception.

A simple telephone call got a 16-year-old high school student from Iceland in a bit of trouble recently. Vifill Atlason somehow found President Bush ’s secret White House telephone number, and called him.
The student left a message for President Bush saying he was the President of Iceland, and that he just wanted to chat. He […]

Cops cleared in ‘Don’t Tase me, Bro’ case

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has released a 300-page report on the infamous zapping of University of Florida senior Andrew Meyer, whose rowdy actions, catch-phrase and police Tasering during a John Kerry town hall forum made international headlines.
”Don’t Tase me, Bro,” Meyer, 21, squealed after police put […]

“The U.S. Navy has decided to spend as much as $600,000 for landscaping and architectural modifications to obscure the fact that one its building complexes looks like a swastika from the air,” Tony Perry reports in Monday’s edition of the LA Times. “The four L-shaped buildings, constructed in the late 1960s, are part of the […]

Bush inartfully suggests Saddam killed Mandela
OMFGWTF??? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? How can this dumb piece of shit be president? I mean seriously? This guy can’t be this stupid, right? It’s all a big joke. We, as a country, are being punked. The real George W. Bush is going to run out behind the curtains with Ashton […]