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Bush inartfully suggests Saddam killed Mandela
OMFGWTF??? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? How can this dumb piece of shit be president? I mean seriously? This guy can’t be this stupid, right? It’s all a big joke. We, as a country, are being punked. The real George W. Bush is going to run out behind the curtains with Ashton [...]

Online couple cheated with each other
A married couple who didn’t realise they were chatting each other up on the internet are divorcing.
Sana Klaric and husband Adnan, who used the names “Sweetie” and “Prince of Joy” in an online chatroom, spent hours telling each other about their marriage troubles, Metro.co.uk reported.
The truth emerged when the two [...]

U.S. Sen. John Kerry’s speech at the University of Florida came to a dramatic close Monday, shortly after a vocal audience member was hauled off by police and shot with a Taser gun.
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The Meowlingual

Following Takeda Co’s successful launch of Bowlingual - which does the same thing for dogs - Meowlingual is due to be rolled out in November. A palm-sized electronic console is held next to the cat in question, and an interpretation of its cries and purrs is displayed on the screen. Meowlingual translates the cat’s [...]

The rustic Swiss village of Kallnach is not the sort of place you would automatically associate with controversial American rocker Marilyn Manson — but its local speciality has sparked an unlikely collaboration.
The singer’s interest has been piqued by one of the village’s best known products, the fabled and highly potent liquor absinthe, which has been [...]

The surviving members of legendary rock group Led Zeppelin are to reform for a star-studded tribute concert in London.
Singer Robert Plant, guitarist Jimmy Page and bassist John Paul Jones will play at the show to remember the late Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun.
The one-off concert, the trio’s first performance for 19 years, will take place [...]

SEPTEMBER 11–Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.” Which he did, [...]

If this discovery is true, there could be some very positive implications for the viability of nuclear power. The biggest problem with nuclear power is what to do with the highly toxic radioactive water used to cool the plutonium rods. Shoving it into some underground cave doesn’t seem entirely safe. This could be a possible [...]

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420 Temple Leader Seeks Religious Protection
Jury selection is scheduled to begin tomorrow in the Los Angeles trial of a minister of a Hollywood church that uses marijuana during services.
The Reverend Craig X Rubin, leader of the 420 Temple, argued in a court hearing that marijuana is a religious sacrament and its usage in his church [...]