The Adriattic

I’m huge in Japan

The citizen’s of Obama Japan are Obamaniacs! I guess they love his position on ending the war between “Godzirra” and Mothra. The HuffPo posted this article yesterday.
The fishing village of Obama, Japan has it bad for Barack. The local ‘Obama Girls’ specialize in hula dancing to honor his birthplace. The town sells [...]

but apparently, there is a sophisticated network of serial killers working together to murder young men. All the victims are male, around the same age, build, intelligence, athletic ability and discovered “drowned” in rivers after a night of drinking. 40 men are believed to have been victims of this “fraternity” of killers that operate primarily [...]

Patrick Swayze Has 5 Weeks To Live.

Patrick Swayze, best known for his role in Dirty Dancing, has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and told that he has just five weeks to live.
Swayze, 55, has been sick with the disease since he was diagnosed in late January with pancreatic cancer. The cancer has since spread to [...]

CIA World Fact Book Account Balance Ranking By Country

I WANT ONE!
Most of your essentials are already distributed by vending machines: condoms, electronics, luscious 1-calorie Tab… But now, you can finally get what you really need: medical marijuana, from Anytime Vending Machines.
AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards — like ATMs for [...]

The actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in an apartment in Manhattan owned by the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, according to the New York City police. Mr. Ledger was 28.
At 3:31 p.m., a masseuse arrived at Apartment 5A in the building, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, for an appointment with Mr. Ledger, the [...]

Man Convinced He Bore ‘Mark Of The Beast’ Cuts Off And Microwaves Own Hand
A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities in Hayden, Idaho said.
The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai [...]

StupidFilter
A team of American scientists are developing the “StupidFilter” – an open-source filter software that will be able to detect “rampant stupidity” of web-content in written English. Similarly to the way spam recognizing software detects suspicious e-mails, the “StupidFilter” will look for pre-fed words or sign combinations that characterize stupidity, assigning particular tokens with different [...]