The Adriattic

damn those craft chinese!

The Vii “games” are great. Fry Egg and Free Craps are may fav.

Ladies protect your fun-bags from the evil seatbelt strap
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Is this a serious problem for women? Is this another example of a man designing something that is uncomfortable for “teh ladies”, like mammograms or parallel parking?

The History of LOLCats

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Maynard’s side project Puscifer.  Like he needs more side projects. Get in the fucking studio and churn out another TOOL album NOW! These 5 year gaps between albums is bullshit.
The torrent for the Puscifer album V is for Vagaina is here. It’s pretty interesting stuff. Definitely a departure from anything he’s done in the [...]

Dog The Bounty Hunters phone call to his son and his apparent disapproval of his black girlfriend.Apparently he was worried about her taping them using the word “nigger” and sending said tape to the National Inquirer and ruining their careers. You can listen to his tirade on the National Inquirer website. Irony! Oh and if [...]

I haven’t been able to confirm if this was a legitimate assignment but it’s hilarious even if it wasn’t.
This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.
Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious [...]

Cops cleared in ‘Don’t Tase me, Bro’ case

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has released a 300-page report on the infamous zapping of University of Florida senior Andrew Meyer, whose rowdy actions, catch-phrase and police Tasering during a John Kerry town hall forum made international headlines.
”Don’t Tase me, Bro,” Meyer, 21, squealed after police put [...]

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