The Adriattic

I WANT ONE!
Most of your essentials are already distributed by vending machines: condoms, electronics, luscious 1-calorie Tab… But now, you can finally get what you really need: medical marijuana, from Anytime Vending Machines.
AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards — like ATMs for [...]

The actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in an apartment in Manhattan owned by the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, according to the New York City police. Mr. Ledger was 28.
At 3:31 p.m., a masseuse arrived at Apartment 5A in the building, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, for an appointment with Mr. Ledger, the [...]

Behold! The masters of the panflute!

Panflute Hall of Fame

The balls on this guy must be ginormous. Shiny too probably. Blindingly shiny, like staring at a cops flashlight. So I’m selling a $500 Home Depot gift card on eBay, in order to pay for a new dryer for the house and pad my pocket after the yearly christmas piggy bank drain. So I [...]

Man Convinced He Bore ‘Mark Of The Beast’ Cuts Off And Microwaves Own Hand
A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities in Hayden, Idaho said.
The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai [...]