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Dog The Bounty Hunters phone call to his son and his apparent disapproval of his black girlfriend.Apparently he was worried about her taping them using the word “nigger” and sending said tape to the National Inquirer and ruining their careers. You can listen to his tirade on the National Inquirer website. Irony! Oh and if [...]

I’ve misspelled this word so many times. My version is definately which makes the most sense if you hear the word but whatever. Germanic based languages suck ass. Spelling in Spanish is much easier. Things are spelled the way they sound.
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I haven’t been able to confirm if this was a legitimate assignment but it’s hilarious even if it wasn’t.
This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.
Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious [...]

Van Halen “Crap We Spent All Our Money On Heroin, Coke, & Divorce Lawers” Reunion Tour - Greensboro, NC 2007
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I can’t believe people actually clapped after that horrible performance. Did they forget they paid hundreds of dollars to see concert and not a transsexual hump a giant inflatable microphone? And I’m sorry why does [...]

Cops cleared in ‘Don’t Tase me, Bro’ case

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has released a 300-page report on the infamous zapping of University of Florida senior Andrew Meyer, whose rowdy actions, catch-phrase and police Tasering during a John Kerry town hall forum made international headlines.
”Don’t Tase me, Bro,” Meyer, 21, squealed after police put [...]

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 Bitch Makes Dizzy Gillespie Look Like Talentless Hack
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The Right Brain vs Left Brain test … do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.
Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do [...]